I’m eager to start working out again and get in shape like I was last year.
My home gym is still about a week away to being ready to show you (or use for that matter) so in the meantime I’ve been thinking of cool names to call my new beefcake self and texting them over to gabi.
Once I started I couldn’t stop and I thought they were funny enough to share:
Dirk Hardchest
Rick Beefslab
Beef Manmuscle
Strongarm Megee
Hefty Von Biglift
Max Benchpress
Slug Hithard
Pete Gabsguy
Dirk Pulledpork
Peck Bigripped
Knife Rocksolid
Brock Weights
Don Frye
Jack Stubbles
John Clinchfist
Steel Fistclinch
Clinch Steelfist
Fist Clinchsteel
Grip Hardy
Buzz Hatejoy
Stone Rockface
Susan Lacemaker
Spike Breakneck
Stick Bonesnap
Buck Flexwood
Brick Twitcheye
Now obviously these started out as just a homage to the Space Mutiny Episode of Mystery Science Theater, but it’s surprising fun to make up your own.
You should try it yourself in the comments below.
I approve.
I like Susan Lacemaker. Really a hardcore choice there my friend.
I wanted to think of girly girl names with that one, I left it to see if anyone was paying attention.
I vote for Don Frye. If we ever bring a japanese guest you can just speak to the in Frye, and we wont have a communications issue…