I was reviewing the latest edition of Saturday Morning Cartoons and was just appreciating the manly cartoon block in it.

Specifically the 2002 He-man cartoon opening.

Don’t even let him finish, that is a great way to start the new show! I don’t know what the actual cartoon was like, but the opening shows that the villains weren’t playing around this time.

Right after that is Conan the Adventurer, and I love those one because the opening sounds like it was written by a 7 year old. Listen for “He’s the mightiest warrior EVAH!”

I don’t have the original source files anymore, so I don’t think I’ll make a 4th version this year. Besides I have all the greatest cartoons already so it’s pretty definitive. I mean what could I possibly add?

FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu!