I’m going to be teaching 4th graders about regions and commerce next week for the whole day. I get to hang out with them and be the actual teacher. This is the third time I’ve done it, and it’s lots of fun, work pays me for it and everything.

The first time I did it, I was all scared of the kids, now I’m all into being the guy in charge. I like to bring the teacher a shiney new apple.

I wonder if they will let me wear my kilt this time….