Last month a small bird flew into the garage, presumably to fight the heat. This is all fine and good but as the day went on it wouldn’t leave!

No matter what I tried he kept flying around the room. avoiding my broom at every turn. In the end I had to get Gabi to help me and we both had to chase him around until he got too tired and let us push him out the door.

This bird wasn’t sick, he wasn’t hiding from any preditors we could see, he just didn’t want to get out of our house! I wouldn’t have minded that but he pooped all over everything!

To be honest, I think he might have been a little slow…

can an animal be retarded?